Lady: "Could you watch my kids for a second? I don't get very good cell phone reception inside the store."
Me: "I'm sorry, but there is a liability issue with you leaving your kids with an employee."
Lady: "You mean you won't watch my kids?"
Me: "Unless it's a life and death emergency, no."
Lady: "I want to speak with your manager."
Me: "Be my guest."
Lady: "I'm going to ask for them to reprimand you."
Me: "I'm sure you are. If you follow me, my manager is right over this way."
Lady: "I don't have time to deal with this right now."
........And.......
Man: "Do you have any garlic bread?"
Me: "We do. It's right over here."
Man: "Does it have the green stuff in it?"
Me: "Green stuff?"
Man: "Yeah, those green bits in it. In the garlic spread?"
Me: "Do you mean parsley?"
Man: "Yeah, the green stuff."
Me: "Yes, there is parsley in the garlic spread."
Man: "I don't like that stuff. Do you have any spread without the green stuff?"
Me: "Unfortunately, we do not. This is how the garlic spread is sent to us."
Man: "Can you pick it out?"
Me: "Wha....?
Man: "If you had tweezers or something, maybe you could pick it out?"
Me: "I'm very sorry....but no."
......And......
Lady: "What is it that you have sampled today?"
Me: "It's a new product. It's a blue berry scone."
Lady: "But I don't like blue berries."
Me: "Oh, I'm sorry. How about a bakery cookie?"
Lady: "I don't want a cookie. I want cheese cake."
Me: "I'm sorry, we're not sampling cheese cake today."
Lady: "So, you're not going to put out cheese cake samples?"
Me: "Ummm, no."
Lady: "Fine! I'll eat your stupid scone."
(Sigh)
No comments:
Post a Comment